I am fucking Matt Damon~~~

最近在美國...可能是全世界都沸沸騰騰的"I'm fucking Matt Damon"



自從msn改了id之後就一直有人詢問~~~anyway...大家就看一看笑一笑吧

我還找到歌詞~~科科

“I’m Fucking Matt Damon” Lyrics
- Video by Sarah Silverman on Jimmy Kimmel Live

S: Hey Jimmy…it’s me. I’m in ahh, a hotel…
I don’t know I’ve been on the road so long
I..I don’t even know what city I’m in any more to be honest.
Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh,
I’ve been needing to tell you something.
I don’t know why I haven’t but it’s important,
I mean we’ve been together for so long, over 5 years,
and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
S: I’m fucking Matt Damon
M: She’s fucking Matt Damon
S: I’m sorry but it’s true
S: I’m fucking Matt Damon
M: She’s fucking Matt Damon
S: I’m not imagining it’s you
S: I’m fucking Matt Damon
M: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar S: I’m fucking Matt Damon
M: She’s fucking Matt Damon
S: While you’re drinking diet Snapple
S: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
M: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
M: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? ‘Cause, ’cause I’m talking about her breasts…
S: Yeah…it’s…it’s funny…
S: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times we had…Like the time we went fishing…And we caught a bunch of fish…Then you puked in the bucket…On the fish that we caught…

Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Imefa!
Boys: Imefa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon!
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon!
Sarah Silverman: Analyze!
Everyone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N…I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N

S: I’m fucking Matt Damon
M: She’s fucking Matt Damon
S: And you know that I ain’t lying
S: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
M: She’s fucking Matt Damon
S: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

The Insider’s Pat O’Brien: It’s true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon

S: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was fucking Matt Damon
M: [Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly’s show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon
S: [Remember when] I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.

S: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
M: She’s fucking Matt Damon
S: She’s fucking Matt Damon
M: She’s fucking Matt Damon
S: I love L.A.!
S: So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?
M: No, you did great.
S: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
M: Pretty damn good.
S: Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care
M: You know what? Stop right there….Jimmy we’re out of time…sorry.
S: [laughs] You are soo bad!
M: A little bit, let’s put that guitar down and go fuck in my bed…See ya Jimmy.